What if we catered to them the same way?........ Here's a top ten list of what that might look like:
10. The word drunk would be considered hate speech.
9. "They" wouldn't be in need of help but more TOLERANCE.
8. Politicians, liberals and the media would argue that Drunk Driving should be looked at in its proper cultural context!
7. Moderates would be wine drinkers.
6. Obama would reveal to the public that he once was an alcoholic.
5. State and Federal employees would be required to undergo sensitivity training by taking jello-shots.
4. Mel Gibson would be a powerful cleric hiding in an unknown Beverly Hills Mansion.
3. Wino-phobia would be the buzzword of the day.
2. Protesters would hold up poster boards declaring, "Death to those who insult Jack Daniels™".
And Lastly, (Drum Roll) Scroll Down
1. Alcoholism means Sobriety!!
A devoted member. They also bow down five times a day!!
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